Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
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"Fuck. I want her."
- As soon as I saw her. (via incednia)
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woody allen, the irredeemable creep whose obvious misogyny was misinterpreted as creative genius by the college-boy mentality.
^^^^^^ !!! *** ^^^^^^
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Major life goals:
Stay drunk forever.
"When I’m drunk, I dream about you.
When I wake up I can only drink and hope I pass out and dream about you again.
I dream that we’re together; and I’ll get drunk every night, for the rest of my life; as long as we’re together."
- Love, goddamnit; love.
By: Me (goddamnit)